中文發聲工具
http://www.kanhan.com/tdc/tools1.html
copy from La chambre 502
http://www.rm501.net/?p=164
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Thursday, November 24, 2005
當紅Van司機遇上綠Van
日前有幸遇上一輛由(我懷疑係)紅van司機駕駛的綠van。我覺得，一部新簇簇，設備齊全的綠Van，係會辜負紅van司機的一手好技術。
紅van司機先生的特點有好幾個，列舉如下：一、轉彎唔減速，刺激程序幾近男友的改裝車。二、直路不斷加速，我由葵芳返青衣，在天穚上有一大段直路，司機行80幾；但新車上總有時速計時器，一過80就係咁響，有型的紅van司機當然唔理，故路上一直響。三、當然係紅van司機的絕技：車未停定就開門，客未落晒車就關門開車，所以他幾乎冇時間係停車的，只有減速。
一手好車技如用在通宵車上，當然會令乘客感激，但如用在短程綠van，乘客基本上唔太趕的話，就只有落得某男乘客落車前冷冷的一句：「以為自己賽緊車咩」，以及我好想好想問出口的：「司機你係咪?開紅van架？」
想知多d紅van司機的技術，可參考:「香港公共小巴司機」 勁過麥拿倫車隊
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
眼訓+頭痛
自從星期六響廣州飲完酒，三點半訓，七點半起身之後，我就一直冇清醒過。日日都好似發緊夢咁樣。如果有人覺得我呢幾日睇落都好似好清醒，講野都好似好有邏輯，咁只不過係因為呢樣係我天生識扮野的本能。
跟住，我仲要做Presentation同埋personal log。嘩哈哈哈。今日我同左老細講，我黎緊呢兩個星期都唔返工。原本佢係想我返住工咁做工課。有人俾錢我做功課我都唔肯，我一定係傻左。
今日收到一個短訊，話今日真係凍左好多，叫我著多件衫。嘩其實收到都唔好話唔開心，之不過，如果係由我識的人寄過黎會開心d。我有一百分之一百肯定呢個人一定係寄錯左呢個短訊。:P 我真係衰，冇話到俾呢個人聽佢寄錯左。哈哈哈哈，就當真係我收啦。
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System
copy from http://www.xanga.com/the_declining
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance - particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to
no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME to download
Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1
is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Sunday, November 06, 2005
好鬼準喎你都未話
| The Keys to Your Heart |
 You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything! You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
Friday, November 04, 2005
Thursday, November 03, 2005
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